Esto es una colección de los dialogos o lineas que más me gustan de las peliculas. La mayoría son de peliculas de comedia porque, obvio, son las que más me hacen reir.
Here.. we.. go!
"Toodooloo Motherfuckaaaaaa" - Mr. Chow (The Hangover)
"No shit" - Phil Wenneck (The Hangover)
"So long, gay boys!" -Mr. Chow (The Hangover)
"Hey, this is Phil. Leave me a message, or don't, but do me a favor: don't text me, it's gay." -Phil Wenneck (The Hangover)
"Paging Doctor Faggot. Doctor Faggot!" -Phil Wenneck (The Hangover)
"Its funny because he's fat!" -Mr. Chow (The Hangover)
"That's classic!" -Alan Garner (The Hangover)
"We happy?" -Jules (Pulp Fiction)
"That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten." -The Wolf (Pulp Fiction)
"Correctamundo" -Jules (Pulp Fiction)
"Oh, I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?" -Jules (Pulp Fiction)
"If I'm curt with you it's because time is a factor. I think fast, I talk fast and I need you guys to act fast if you wanna get out of this. So, pretty please... with sugar on top. Clean the fucking car." -The Wolf (Pulp Fiction)
"Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet." -The Wolf (Pulp Fiction)
"Wow. This is graphic." -Andy Stitzer (40 Year Old Virgin)
"All you got to do is use your instincts. How do you think a lion knows to tackle a gazelle? It's written, it's a code written in his DNA, says, "Tackle the gazelle." And believe it or not, in every man there's a code written that says, "Tackle drunk bitches."" -Jay (40 Year Old Virgin)
"AAAH! FUCK ME IN THE ASSHOLE!" -Andy Stitzer (40 Year Old Virgin)
"Fuck that nigga up!... Bitch, get out the room! BITCH, GET OUT THE ROOM!" -Jay (40 Year Old Virgin)
"She was a ho... for sho'." -Andy Stitzer (40 Year Old Virgin)
"You're putting the pussy on a pedestal." -Jay (40 Year Old Virgin)
"Go fuck a goat!" -Mooj (40 Year Old Virgin)
"Everybody dick look big on 60-inch TV, my sister's dick look big on TV." -Mooj (40 Year Old Virgin)
"Well, 'aight, check this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' too many big words at me, and because I don't understand them, I'm gonna take 'em as disrespect. Watch your mouth and help me with the sale." -Smart Tech Costumer (40 Year Old Virgin)
"Oh my God! I'm so fucking sorry!" -Columbus (Zombieland)
"The first rule of Zombieland: Cardio. When the zombie outbreak first hit, the first to go, for obvious reasons... were the fatties." -Columbus (Zombieland)
"Not bad for a whiney little spit-fuck." -Tallahassee (Zombieland)
"Where are the fucking Twinkies?" -Tallahassee (Zombieland)
"In Mexico, you know what they call Twinkies? Los submarinos." -Tallahassee (Zombieland)
"Enjoy the little things" -Tallahassee (Zombieland)
"Double tap." -Columbus (Zombieland)
Y bueno, hay muchas más pero la verdad no creo que alguien las lea todas. Esto es más como un post de relleno.
Así que ya saben mis lineas favoritas... o no, whatever.
Oh and BTW, si alguno de ustedes quiere preguntarme algo pueden hacerlo aqui.
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She was a ho' for sho' es una de mis favoritas de todos los tiempos.
De Pulp fiction yo habría añadido las del departamento de Brett:
"Say 'what' one more time. I dare you. I double dare you, motherfucker." (yo la uso muy seguido)
"Does he look like a bitch?" "Then why you tried to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?"
"We're gonna be like three little Fonzies here. And what's Fonzie like?"
Me gustó tu lista. Yo, por alguna extraña razón, amo citar Forrest Gump... Y Super Bad. Y Sin City.
Las de Zombieland son la pura neta.
Grandiosas a mas no poder.
"Tackle the gazelle." And believe it or not, in every man there's a code written that says, "Tackle drunk bitches."" - Buenísima.
También "No Andy, I don't want your big box of pornography. I don't want to watch School of Cock with you".
Épicas
Pulp fiction es la neta.
En las de "40 Year Old Virgin" te faltó la de:
"From now on, your dick is my dick. I'll get you a vagina!"
No recuerdo quien de ellos la dijo, pero ah como reí con eso...
Saludos.
Zombieland me hizo reír un buen rato.. sobre todo con aquella de tener cuidado hasta en el baño...
jajajaja.. así nomás no podría concentrarme...
Ya no más 40 year old virgin para nosotros
FUCK ME IN THE ASSHOLE- esa lo dice cuando lo están depilando ¿no?.
Jaja épico.
Y Mr Chow es un cabrón xD. Cuando hace la mímica de que se está masturbando.
Y lo de los submarinos me hizo el dia, asi realmente me cagué de risa.
Enjoy the little things..esa es leccion de vida.
Buen post :) .
Por cierto..no te gustó SuperBad ??
Desde esa alla del 2007..fue la última vez que sentí deseos de ver una pelicula.
Dios deberia ver filmes que me culturizen...
Ahora haz una de esas cosas que mandas a 10 blogs para que p0ongan sus frases. no se como se llaman, pero seria chido.
Saludos
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