Best lines ever!

Esto es una colección de los dialogos o lineas que más me gustan de las peliculas. La mayoría son de peliculas de comedia porque, obvio, son las que más me hacen reir.

Here.. we.. go!



"Toodooloo Motherfuckaaaaaa" - Mr. Chow (The Hangover)
"No shit" - Phil Wenneck (The Hangover)
"So long, gay boys!" -Mr. Chow (The Hangover)
"Hey, this is Phil. Leave me a message, or don't, but do me a favor: don't text me, it's gay." -Phil Wenneck (The Hangover)
"Paging Doctor Faggot. Doctor Faggot!" -Phil Wenneck (The Hangover)
"Its funny because he's fat!" -Mr. Chow (The Hangover)
"That's classic!" -Alan Garner (The Hangover)

"We happy?" -Jules (Pulp Fiction)
"That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten." -The Wolf (Pulp Fiction)
"Correctamundo" -Jules (Pulp Fiction)
"Oh, I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?" -Jules (Pulp Fiction)
"If I'm curt with you it's because time is a factor. I think fast, I talk fast and I need you guys to act fast if you wanna get out of this. So, pretty please... with sugar on top. Clean the fucking car." -The Wolf (Pulp Fiction)
"Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet." -The Wolf (Pulp Fiction)

"Wow. This is graphic." -Andy Stitzer (40 Year Old Virgin)
"All you got to do is use your instincts. How do you think a lion knows to tackle a gazelle? It's written, it's a code written in his DNA, says, "Tackle the gazelle." And believe it or not, in every man there's a code written that says, "Tackle drunk bitches."" -Jay (40 Year Old Virgin)
"AAAH! FUCK ME IN THE ASSHOLE!" -Andy Stitzer (40 Year Old Virgin)
"Fuck that nigga up!... Bitch, get out the room! BITCH, GET OUT THE ROOM!" -Jay (40 Year Old Virgin)
"She was a ho... for sho'." -Andy Stitzer (40 Year Old Virgin)
"You're putting the pussy on a pedestal." -Jay (40 Year Old Virgin)
"Go fuck a goat!" -Mooj (40 Year Old Virgin)
"Everybody dick look big on 60-inch TV, my sister's dick look big on TV." -Mooj (40 Year Old Virgin)
"Well, 'aight, check this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' too many big words at me, and because I don't understand them, I'm gonna take 'em as disrespect. Watch your mouth and help me with the sale." -Smart Tech Costumer (40 Year Old Virgin)


"Oh my God! I'm so fucking sorry!" -Columbus (Zombieland)
"The first rule of Zombieland: Cardio. When the zombie outbreak first hit, the first to go, for obvious reasons... were the fatties." -Columbus (Zombieland)
"Not bad for a whiney little spit-fuck." -Tallahassee (Zombieland)
"Where are the fucking Twinkies?" -Tallahassee (Zombieland)
"In Mexico, you know what they call Twinkies? Los submarinos." -Tallahassee (Zombieland)
"Enjoy the little things" -Tallahassee (Zombieland)
"Double tap." -Columbus (Zombieland)



Y bueno, hay muchas más pero la verdad no creo que alguien las lea todas. Esto es más como un post de relleno.
Así que ya saben mis lineas favoritas... o no, whatever.

Oh and BTW, si alguno de ustedes quiere preguntarme algo pueden hacerlo aqui.